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I’m Not a Grammar Nazi

I’m not a grammar Nazi
and I’m not secretly judging
your theres and theirs.
But my hear cries out
at your ‘anyways’ and
the unnecessary ‘an’
preceding every poor word
beginning with a ‘y’.
You’d never drop the ‘s’
because it would mean
admitting you were wrong
and you’d buy a library
to prove that ‘y’ has joined
the privileged group of vowels.
You’d let your pride
kill a language while I
have to silently cry
like the ‘r’ in a ‘car’
because I’m not a grammar Nazi…
just a lover of Language.

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1 Comment

  1. Shalzzz says:

    😀 😀 Loved it!

    Like

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