-Yesterday, during lunch break-
Student: Why are you eating rice with a fork?
Me: There are no spoons.
Student: Why don’t you use your fingers then?
Me: Didn’t have time to wash my hands. Rushed here immediately after the class.
The same student hands me this:
Me: Why would anyone push a pin into a chalk?
Student: Now your hands won’t get dirty.
Being a teacher has its own perks, I guess.