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“Never put your faith in a Prince. When you require a miracle, trust in a Witch.”

― Catherynne M. Valente

I’m a cursed witch who can work miracles and handle any shit alone. Thus, quite a few men never got a chance to be the knight in shining armour and rescue the damsel in distress. Witches are never in distress.

Apart from feminism, I have an unconditional love for Linguistics. And one of the primary goals of my life is, making the whole world aware that Linguists need not know many languages. I speak six languages, though. Different people have different opinions about what my mother tongue is. Well, my first language was Sarcasm and I later acquired other languages.

I can entertain people’s stupidity and get entertained by it. But, pseudo-intellectuals disgust me. I believe in using the simplest language and not-so-sophisticated words. After all, the primary function of language is communication. But, if a pseudo-intellectual tries to show off his/her proficiency in English, I can also talk like Gayatri Spivak.

I’m an introvert. My idea of an ‘ideal’ day is one spent in my room with enough coffee and a good book. I enjoy fruitful, intellectual conversations, though.

I’m an egotist. To me, my ego is what virginity is to some women. I will lose it only to that ‘special someone’ with whom I would be able to spend the rest of my life. Others should understand that if they can feed my ego, I can be sweeter than the sweetest person they can possibly imagine. If they can’t, they must be ready to handle the ‘wicked, self-centered, sarcastic’ me.



  1. I studied a little linguistics. It was pretty fascinating, looking at language from a more ‘mathematical’ perspective. If I had a more scientific brain, I may have continued with it…but alas, that is for cleverer people than I.


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  4. But aren’t…witches mean?

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  5. I can remember when I began writing long ago, i answered his spirit one day, Lord no one would read what I write there are no big words, all I can do is write in a simple way, from the love you placed within me to blossom. And his reply was ‘my word was simply given to you, and you simply received it with faith. There is life in my words, so it will also be with yours just simply write and the seeds it produces will touch and fill many. I love your style my sister, like seeing myself…you are a twin spirit to me. Your words touch me deeply and are may I say simply beautiful!!!!!!! Continue to bless us all…you are a gem! Hugs and blessings to you!

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  6. Your way of writing is Awesome 🙂 keep it.. inspiring

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